Hair Demotivational Poster
POOR BUBBA -
THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.
THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...
GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!
WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."
TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.
HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -
PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!
HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now
HAIRDRESSER - The wife is back from the hairdresser. Choose your next words carefully. They might be your last.
STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.
RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.
REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.
LONELY - The worst feeling isn't being lonely, It's being forgotten by someone you could never forget.
YOUNG LOVE -
ALONE IN THE WORLD -
EVERY YEAR - through no fault of their own, millions of children are born with ginger hair. But with your help, we can find a cure.
PIMPIN' HAIRSTYLE - Don't work to have good hair; make your hair work for you!
KRAZY GLUE - Giving us great pranks since 1973!
AWESOME - Some people are born with it
REMEMBER - THAT THREESOME WE'VE TALKED ABOUT? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BACK HAIR - Don't knock it. Nascar fan's use it!
PERSEVERANCE - Don't cry next time you can't find your running headband
ADVICE - Some can be invaluable
HAIRLESS CHEWBACCA - Lost his win fur, now he has fail skin.
NASCAR T-SHIRT -
COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.
MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.
EVERYTHING IS NOW INVALID -
WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.
MANSCAPING - He hasn't heard of it!
HAIR PULLING - It doesn't always have to be from the head
OMG ITS - TIMMAY!
HAIRSTYLE - A gorgeous woman looks fetching no matter what hair length.
WARNING - Rocket propelled wheelchair zone!
LADIES' ATTENTION - Harder to get everyday.
FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.
HAIR - Sometimes it's like putting sprinkles on a turd
CHAIRBORNE RANGER - When you need an air strike call in the navy!
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They hatin'
AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty
TISSUE CAT - is sick of you blowing your snots in his hair!
MALE LIFE - Ain't no happiness nowhere.
BUGS BUNNY - He has pulled a few hares in his day.
HAIR OF THE DOG -
CROWD-ROLLING - fasten your seat-belt!
HI - I'm amused
HAPPY NATIONAL HAIRBALL AWARENESS DAY - No Really, I'm not kidding, look it up
COLE'S AXIOM -
Bad Hair Day -
NEVER - piss off your hairdresser
THE 80'S - worn like a badge of honor
THIS JUST IN -
BUSH - Had a way of hiding the real points of concern
CHEST HAIR - Because what woman doesn't like masses of chest hair, especially fake chest hair?!?
WASN'T ME MAN -
MR. RIGHT - has shown himself clearly
MARITAL AID -
DADDY'S GIRL - If you're gonna play the role, go all the way!
QUOTH DONALD - YOU'RE FIRED!
BOWL CUTS - They're killer
ARM PIT HAIR - C'mon, you know you wanna smell it.
THE FINAL STRAW - Kind of like the final countdown. Except thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s no synthesisers, and a lot less hair spray.
100TH MOTIFAKE -
HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours
RAY: SYMMETRICAL CHAIR STACKING, - Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. Venkman: You're right, no human being would stack chairs like this.
PUBIC HAIR PULLER -
WHERE ARE THEY NOW -
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT - it was safe to go back to the Cinema... Potter & Hermione get it on, have a love child.., and the damn story starts all over again...
PERSONAL EXPRESSION -
FLAME THROWING WHEELCHAIR - Go ahead. Take the handicapped stall. I'll wait.
HOT MESS - Yep, Found it! In its native habitat!
Full of Nguyen -
TRUST - "We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone" Walter Anderson
HAIR HOLDING - This is why women go to restrooms in pairs with toothpaste in their purses.
TROY POLAMALU - Men want to be him. Women....... want to know what kind of conditioner he uses.
MY PRINCE - The one that will love me for now and forever With my charms and enchanted locks I'll capture his heart I hope he's into some bondage
FEMALE MUSTACHE - Because God was pissed about what you did to your eye brows.
HONEY, I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM! - I was in a sheep shearing contest....oh
A MAN'S HAIR IS NEVER HIS OWN. - It belongs to his mother, his First Sergeant, or his wife.
STEALTH MODE - With his unmatched ability to control animals, along with free access to your home each Christmas, pervo Santa (pictured) "likes" your sister. A lot.
WHEELCHAIRS - They come in handy for shopping.
HAIR STYLES -
HAIR - We're sorry for the 80's
TRICOPHOBIA - "Fear of Hair" Funny, my only fear is that my back hair is somehow sneaking up on me
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